Jan Moir's greatest hits
15. The truth about my views on the tragic death of Stephen Gately
You were pretty mean, disparaging and homophobic. Does that cover it?
14. Forget the icy roads, where's our own grit?
You're right, Jan. Skidding to your untimely death is what made this country great.
13. Were Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes just too alike to survive?
I don't know, Jan. And neither do you.
12. Saintly but sinister Sarah vs outspoken Miriam
She may be sinister but does she need new worktops?
11. Does Waity Katie know something we don't?
Waity Katie? WTF?
10. An artless victim of the hip hop woman haters
Jan blames rappers for woman's silicone poisoning. Naturally.
9. Austerity? Just get on with it and stop moaning!
Jan thinks a bit of poverty will do us all good.
8. The year I fell out of love with Planet Celeb
Jan used to like famous people. Not so keen now.
7. Why I'm tired of deluded losers whining they've been
cheated out of stardom
Not big on X-factor either.
6. Still loving the X Factor after five weeks
Oh! Hang on ...
5. Is all this dirty dancing really family viewing?
No, no. As you were.
4. Why don't designers make clothes that flatter real women?
Like Jan.
3. Get real, Selina, you were an autocutie too
Yeah! Female jounalists, eh? Who needs 'em?
2. Why Sam Cam deserves new worktops at Downing Street
Oh, good grief.
1. Lads' mags and a toxic culture that treats all women like meat
Or calls them autocuties.
15. The truth about my views on the tragic death of Stephen Gately
You were pretty mean, disparaging and homophobic. Does that cover it?
14. Forget the icy roads, where's our own grit?
You're right, Jan. Skidding to your untimely death is what made this country great.
13. Were Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes just too alike to survive?
I don't know, Jan. And neither do you.
12. Saintly but sinister Sarah vs outspoken Miriam
She may be sinister but does she need new worktops?
11. Does Waity Katie know something we don't?
Waity Katie? WTF?
10. An artless victim of the hip hop woman haters
Jan blames rappers for woman's silicone poisoning. Naturally.
9. Austerity? Just get on with it and stop moaning!
Jan thinks a bit of poverty will do us all good.
8. The year I fell out of love with Planet Celeb
Jan used to like famous people. Not so keen now.
7. Why I'm tired of deluded losers whining they've been
cheated out of stardom
Not big on X-factor either.
6. Still loving the X Factor after five weeks
Oh! Hang on ...
5. Is all this dirty dancing really family viewing?
No, no. As you were.
4. Why don't designers make clothes that flatter real women?
Like Jan.
3. Get real, Selina, you were an autocutie too
Yeah! Female jounalists, eh? Who needs 'em?
2. Why Sam Cam deserves new worktops at Downing Street
Oh, good grief.
1. Lads' mags and a toxic culture that treats all women like meat
Or calls them autocuties.
