A good few years ago, a parishioner pointed out that the subject lines of spam emails can be used to create compelling, imaginary albums. We wondered if this still held true and this was the result:
Band: LoveFilm
Album title: Double Nectar
Track listing:
1. Your Tasty Benefits Are Served
2. How’s Tricks
3. Compliance and Control
4. Failed Message Delivery
5. Salsa on the Thames?
6. Northern Belle
7. Escape to Scotland
8. Realise All Your Dreams
9. Doors Closing Forever
10. I Found Something
11. Trade In Your Valuables
12. Drop A Stone
13. Your Problem Credit
14. Blast Your Ads
15. Let’s Be Having You
16. Your Account Status
Band: Bingo Cafe
Album title: Flight to America
1. Almost There
2. Get With It
3. Easter Weekend
4. Shopping Spree
5. Offer Extended
6. Prizes Hidden
7. Free For 30 Days
8. News Seekers
9. Unlimited Music
10. Beauty Bar
11. Lawyers and Doctors
12. Detox For Two
13. Vacation Reply
14. Lazer Eye
15. Sex Pictures
Magnus Shaw, 2010
